If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
I woke up to my dog puking on my bed. Looks like it was a successful night for us all.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I kindof just wanted to go downstairs and let his dad know how good his son was at sex
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
Guess who figured out you can fit an entire bottle of champagne in a big Subway cup. Open container laws my ass.
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
SpongeBob is life. I once broke up with a guy bc he said SpongeBob was stupid.
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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