But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
I just told this girl who bought a pregnancy test "good luck"
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
Dont judge me. He may have been ugly but he was INCREDIBLE. He's like the Susan Boyle of sex.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Worst bachelorette party. She got smashed and cried because she thinks she might have herpes from when she cheated on him. Not looking good for them.
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
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