So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Very nice. It looks like a Fisher-Price My First Dildo, but still very nice.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
All I can see in the pic you sent is white shorts...
Thas my pasnts in colleg! Tehy glow! AND SMELL LIKE BEER!
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
Just made a beer run. At 9am. In my pjs. I should not be graduating today
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
I woke up under a house in Key West
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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