Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
Fuck appropriateness.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
Two girls I have never met just thumb wrestled to decide who gets to make out with me.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
You told the cop at mobil to keep it real and look both ways before crossing the street.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
I feel horrible. I brought her to your house like a late night pizza delivery and dropped her off.
Can I borrow your google glasses to make a sex tape?
When I finally came to, I was in the DJ booth wearing his headphones while he was spinning. That's all I got.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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