So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
Dude, she uses Old Spice. It smelled like I was eating out my grandfather.
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
I think its only fitting my first purchase with my student loan is a glass pipe? I think ill name it 'Subsidized'
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
we can be functional adults and still think pizza lunchables are the shit
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Life if anyone rolls up to my funeral with shitty weed get them out of there
Everyone should just give me a copy of their keys. I take your dog out and I bring beer.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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