We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
He plays me like an instrument...he is the Carlos Santana of my vagina.
battery dying...get laid and text me after...or during...its whatever.
I took my pants off in the cab and tried to bite his ear. Not going oout for awhile
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
Did you guys seriously let me trade my id for a kebab last night??
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
I'll call it a tollerance break and either will be celebrating my new job with a bowl or will be smoking my sadness away from not getting the job. Either way.
I was like sure, i'll have a drink or two to end the night early. Next thing i know theres a ton of dudes in my house and like 3 gallons of wine. I cant do anything in moderation.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
Randomize
