their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
its like his balls were made of silver and he was trying to polish the tarnish off
it tastes like there's a party in my mouth and everyone is throwing up
We should be called the Road Head Warriors
the guy i hooked up with is asleep on our couch. please dont fuck him.
Made out with me girlfriend while she was peeing. all time high, or all time low?
im sitting in my room wearing my power rangers shirt watching a movie about a magical dragon. Ive totally forgotten what having a sex life is like.
I'm cheering for the colts this year. I basically have to since my fake says i'm from indianapolis
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
I bought an american flag today and by god im gonna fuck someone on it
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I started crying then my dog licked his dick so yeah.. Kind of ruined the moment.
How do I ask where the Jello shot cups are at Walmart without sounding like white trash?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
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