We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
look. either you want to have late night naked sleep overs or you don't. do not involve dinner and extraneous conversations in this relationship.
I just made an agreement with this milf to shoot her daughters wedding in exchange for blow jobs. Going pro was the best choice I ever made.
I asked if he wanted to sext and he just started sending me pictures of his beard.
I went to the obgyn with chipped nail polish.. Somewhere Beyonce was looking down, shaking her head, whispering "Not fierce."
At this point I think you're just judging my taste in men
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Thanks for coming over. I'm sorry everyone else was vomiting. Thank you for not vomiting. I love you.
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
Did I tell you about my dream that I got handed a $100 and my vagina dissolved it? I think it wants me to not be a whore anymore.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I was singing Colors of the Wind and swigging vodka and still felt like more of an adult.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
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