this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I was too high to figure out which of the three doors would lead me to my classroom, so i sat down in the middle of the hallway and ate a twinkie.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
I was just referred to as 'the margarita slut' by an 11 year old.
when she first told me she hooked up with him my initial response was to shout "WE HAVE SOMETHING IN COMMON!"
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
So glad I can hide money in my wallet and drunk me is too stupid to find it. Hangover sushi ftw.
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