big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
BECKY! ITS ANDY FROM LAST NIGHT WITH THE PILL
Andy, Sorry you have the wrong number. But good luck with Becky!
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
Got drunk and passed out flintstone vitamins to everyone at the bar. I'm just so god damn motherly
She found the planted magnum condom..once she figured it out it was too late.
i have to vacuum my washing machine now, asshole
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
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