my soul wont recognize me after tonight
We each get one free throw up cleaning, no questions asked.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
How come ATM is perfectly acceptable, yet not washing your hands after you poo is socially reprehensible?
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
No its cool, because I bought a handle of tequila earlier, in case things went south
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
Just copped mushrooms from a dude in a business suit. U comin or what?
All I know is when I checked my phone this morning google translate was open with "help the cow ate my robot" translated to French
I feel like I'm pretty optimistic for a girl that might be pregnant.
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
When do you estimate your next shower will be? Several people have asked.
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Randomize
