ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
My pussy is not your playground.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
I don't remember which guy I met at the bar is coming to pick me up. It will be like my birthday surprise.
Drunk walkin through police station. America
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
You climbed on top of the bar, shotgunned a 25oz fosters and screamed, Steve Irwin was a God amongst men.
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
At a bar across from the city police station. I PROMISE I will do something great.
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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