What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
Y'all best leave this "I can only have a couple drinks" shit at the door. U don't drive to Yukon to have a shot. I'm getting u fuckers drunk.
I just watched our fat male neighbor dibble a soccer ball across the lawn. It looked like Baywatch with diabetes
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
he walked up looked at my boobs then looked at my eyes then looked at my boobs again smiled and said "can I get you and the girls a shot "
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
There's a super pregnant woman here complaining about back pain. I better not see a live birth in the hair care aisle
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I deserve a medal for being woke up at 6am on my day off by your mother asking where your brother is
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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