Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
She fell down no less than 4 times while we were at the club. One of which was while she was in the bathroom stall next to me.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I think having a vagina should be considered a skill, give me a break.
I like that you're Jewish, because you can rail me on Christmas Eve and it won't be weird.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
I threw up in a pringles can. how do you think my night went.
day drinking caused me to be in bed at a decent time. can't complain.
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
She rode me wearing nothing but a Santa hat. Merriest fucking Christmas!
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