i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I woke up to him eating cereal out of my viking helmet with a shot glass. No idea where he got the milk.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
We told him to puke in the Denny's parking lot or we wouldn't be his friend anymore. So he did. He wasn't even drunk.
Noooo no no no no. She scares me. She means business. She wore a diaper when we went to the bar.
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