Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
My mom just added me on Facebook... She has one like and it's Will Smith
I tried to prevent a bar fight. By convincing a guy whacked out on Molly to slap the ass of everyone who was arguing and shout "WOO" each time. I'm proud, surprised, and intrigued that it calmed everyone down so quickly...
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
According to my Fitbit I was passed out in my car for 2 hours after she got us kicked out of the bar
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize