Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
You probably shouldn't be hiding under someones bed listening to them get head
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
mom and dad are leaving for florida on 4/20, this is a sign
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
Remember that foreign guy who never talked last night? He just came out of my bathroom when I woke up.
I'm so sick
I would imagine. You did most of your drinking for brazil last night.
That and I think I got food poisoning from sharing nachos with that homeless guy..
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
You used a fucking bud light like as lube last night. I'd get a UTI test like stat.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Last night I actually told him I came with a washer and dryer
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