I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
He called me at two in the morning to tell me he was throwing the tiny Thor hammer at moving vehicles. Apparently he missed the guy on the motorcycle.
I told him to just roll me a blunt and put it in a heart shaped box.
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
His family, without saying anything, started a game of quarters the moment the drinks arrived. I love them. If only I didn't hate him so much.
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
Played Gay Bar on the jukebox and pissed off the Republicans here. Best day before birthday ever.
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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