I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I may or may not have pissed on my floor last night
Welcome to 22
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
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