Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
Fairly certain I called dibs on your lesbian virginity last night
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
My life is like a drunken tornado. All over the place and never passing up fat girls
She just spat tequila at me... Like a fountain... A broken fountain
Wow! It's so great to hear from you! We all thought you perished in Winepocalypse 2012, man.
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
So I should just walk in, look him in the eye and say, "I just came to fuck your brother, nice to meet you" and just walk to your room.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
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