windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
I hit 10,000 texts this month.. I think my grandkids have carpal tunnel.
I know this may seem inappropriate, but are you gonna bring any blow to the wedding?
Do 'mystery' cracked ribs heal any quicker than regular ones?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Yeah but he's impersonating a gargoyle jumping off of everything. Including the walls.
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
Getting drunk and falling down, isnt the best way to describe your hobbies, to your new co-workers.
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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