Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
I woke up with a Nike swoosh shaved into my chest hair. my friend got 3 stitches. my phone had a text that simply read "fuck you". I say it was a good party.
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
haha it's ok, I asked people. I was like "I'm high and lost" and the dude just said "That's my life. Love it."
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
I'm saying "I told you so" now so that I don't slow down to say it on the way to grab the fire extinguisher
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
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