Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
Im so ripped right now that i just filled the almost empty bottle of choc syrup with milk and drank it straight out of the bottle. It was on pointttttt.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
What makeup look will say to the therapist 'I am a smart, well-adjusted young woman'?
Welp. I just hopped out of his window to avoid meeting his parents... happy monday!
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
Hardest I think I've ever had to work for a shack. Whatevs. Still gonna get my way though. I'll start respecting myself on Monday
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
So high I legit spent 20mins in the shower just holding my tits cuz they feel bigger than normal.
He fucked my brains out then fed me cheese and peanut butter. I might be in love.
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
Is it bad that I'm not at all bothered by the fact that to some people I'm simply known as the girl that takes her shirt off?
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