Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I am watching the CFL at a Hooters in Texarakana. I made a poor life choice at some point that led me here.
well I was pissed. first he yelled at me for having my own condoms, then he got mad when they didn't fit him. Dude, I only fuck magnum men.
Guess I'll put him on my to-do list too. But closer to the bottom since we dated before. That's almost unethical.
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
I like to listen to classical music when I eat taco bell. I think it cancels out the aura of poverty and desperation.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
I had to pee so bad that I snuck into the bathroom while they were in the shower. At her request, he was massaging her boobs so they could grow faster. Also there was a laser light machine.
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