I really love her but I don't think I can go the rest of my life without anal.
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
She may be a slut, but at least she's a dedicated slut. She's always super tan and has her shit shaved in really cool designs.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I just dumped bong water and Bacardi out of my purse into the trash can. Everything in my purse is soaked. I hate Sundays.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He passed out before we could have sex. I had no choice but to use his boner to hold my onion rings.
Wow i just puked in front of the lady that was drug testing me. I passed though!
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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