thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
honey bunches of taint.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
we have to get out to the bar earlier. all of the guys are already committed to the girls they're going home with.
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I pulled my bra out of my dress and handed it to my mom..at cocktail hour during the wedding.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
There. Isnt. A. Single. Person. Who. Is. Not. High. At. Church.
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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