We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Hooked up with 8 guys, puked 4 times, got a few bruises, and my face is still numb... I think this visit has truly impacted my college decision
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
He's a prodigy! It would be a service to the scientific community.
15 is 15
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
when a dude sends me an unwanted dick pic I just send him a picture of a nicer one. A more photogenic one. A dick with a future.
His crazy is a thing to be cherished
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
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