He keeps looking? I tried to shag. I invited him to this table but he went to ze other one! If he shaves his 'tache I would totally hit it.
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
organizing the empties. That sober.
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
you also choked him out with your legs on the kitchen floor..
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Check out this gay circle: I've now hooked up with my ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend, my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend, and most recently my ex's ex-boyfriend's ex-boyfriend's ex-fling.
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
It's like weed even makes my glasses better. Everything is so bright and clear and beautiful!
I'm not into beards but apparently my vagina is.
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