This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
you're expensive. Idk about all this. What happened to free make outs?
Sobriety and mild self-respect
Shits getting dirty between us in her dad's bedroom. I'm talking early millennium rap and r&b
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I also woke up in a guys bed in a Reptar shirt yesterday morning staring at a movie theater sized poster of the not as popular Air Bud franchise movie Super Buddies.
she compared me favorably to her vibrator
which one?
I just racked up a fucking ginormous hospital bill because I came so hard I had an asthma attack
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