so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
Add "its too hot" to reasons why I don't get fucked anymore
He wouldn't know what to do with his penis even if they made a "how to get a blowjob for dummies" guide
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Today marks the 365th consecutive day of jerkin it. I couldn't have done it without you guys. #onlynewyearsresolutionaccomplished
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
Speaking of lightening speed, he ate me out while I was watching The Flash. If that's not winning at life idk what is
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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