Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
We haven't even moved into the apartment yet and she has already screwed two of our neighbors. This is going to be the longest 12 month lease of my life.
I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
i think i broke my dog last night...fuck
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
The amount of knuckle children I've had to the Farrah Abraham sex tape is disturbing and impressive
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
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