Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
she got pretty angry when i tried to superglue her fingers together.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
i'm not saying you're gay. i'm just saying all my gay friends think you have a great ass.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
So instead of going to meet her mom, I decided to jump out of her window which was about 1.5 stories off the ground. I'm alright, but I ended up meeting her mom anyway.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
MUFFINS DON'T MAKE YOU ORGASM MULTIPLE TIMES OR HAVE ROCK HARD MUSCLES.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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