I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
Let's just have a brief moment of silence for my dignity before we start tonight
When god put her together, he was drunk & feeling creative... a vagina here, sexually ambiguous breasts there, and a pair of shoulders that would make a linebacker jealous
He is like the real live version of the state fair..
I just found a receipt from ace where I bought 1 lrg plastic funnel, 2ft of 1" plastic tubing, and a 48" toboggan sled. Thank you cashier #552 for letting that poor life decision happen.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
You are not going to get a pat on the back from me for not fucking that 40 year old again.
He told me he loved me and then peed his own bed. So at least it was a memorable one night stand.
I just bout myself an edible arrangement for myself and had it delivered to work. I even wrote myself a note. This is a new low for me.
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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