I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
he sent me a naked picture of himself. things got awkward really quickly. but on a positive note he shaved his chest
I am the Bobby Fisher of drunk asss puking
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
She just told me her legs are numb and that she dedicated her karaoke of ice ice baby to her 4 month old son.
I should probably just look up vagina pictures in the anatomy textbook. That always cheers me up.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Yes ma'am. At least you're a warning story I can tell to my kids in the future
Ive never seen a drunk man get suplexed before last week, now its the standard requirement every time we go out.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
Just had to tell a NYC cop I was doing the Dougie in a houndstooth jumper so he could find me in the security video.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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