dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Is this going to be a big send off or a somber occasion? Just need to know if I should start drinking on the train or not.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I automatically know you're drunk now as soon as you start yelling in spanish
I think I've officially made out with the entire starbucks staff.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Wanna shave the hair on my back? If you're offended I was joking, if not I'll bring booze and maybe you can do other regions too.
MILK DIDN'T HELP. IT'S NOT HELPING
I'm in his bed with no pants on and he's just eating a sloppy joe
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
If we were teenagers we would intentionally be trying to burn down this historic landmark
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