i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
i chased bacardi with meat sauce last night
He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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