I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic
Finals week has gone away, doo dah doo dah, drink martinis naked day oh da doo dah day
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
At 27 it's no longer called 'slutty', it's called having a healthy sex life...
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
dude his girlfriend left the meanest shit just marinating in our toilet. I'm gonna have to snap chat this out, theres no other option. prepare yourself
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
Bootycalls can't go limp that's like against the law
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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