The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
if by 'bottleservice' you mean 'bringing beers in my purse' then yes, we are.
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
It's like a challenge who can be the biggest embarrassment to the family. I win 80% of the time.
That and I was watching this life alert commercial and I'm pretty sure my liver turned up the volume for more information
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
I don't know what else is in your wedding gift, but I just pulled out a pair of handcuffs in front of her grandmother.
Also a whip and a blindfold. Don't be a bitch, enjoy it!
Do you think he’ll fall in love with me if I tell him I have a nickname for his penis
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