You up for the gym tonight after work?
I'm up for a light workout and a nice yog.
Fair enough, I'm gonna hit it hard today.
Chris Brown style, or less felonious?
Haha, all felonious.
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
even in my darkest moments, having another person eat my jizz would make me smile
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
Dude i don't know we had to beg the bouncer to let us in because you were bleeding everywhere and he saw you run into a dumpster
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
One good thing out of all this is her ass is huge. Like Australia Big.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
if they didn't want us to do blow at uni, why would they make textbooks so smooth?
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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