PS the last 3 guys I've hooked up with were a CEO, a mechanical bull operator and a magic the gathering player...I need a type...
Ur type is ready and willing
I wish i could clap on, clap off my penis
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I have eleven tally marks and an infinity sign drawn on my wrist in permanent marker. Senior bar crawl stole my liver.
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
I kept calling him escargot instead of Estaban..I don't think that was the wisest choice.
As your attorney I advise you to rage rapidly
I renamed his cat Jeff last night. Well I spray painted it on him.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
Whatever you wanna call it i just wanna get railed tonight
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