New low: just hacked my moms facebook
I have your camera. You have 35 naked pictures of me. you're welcome.
I don't know what part of vegas I'm in but its definately the wrong part
Is being a pregnant whore worse than an average one?
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
I went to the gas station and the lady goes I remember you. Broken sunglasses and puke on your car.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
Found out it was only pneumonia. We celebrated hydrocodone cough syrup. Two long island ice teas at lunch and the random white powder we found in her purse. Mother of the year award.
I woke up naked with a $20 bill taped to my titty, so I must of had fun.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
sometimes u just gotta ride a dildo and forget about life
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