Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
she takes plan B like it's going out of style
The lack of pants and amount of productivity in my life right now is amazing.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
beeferoni + vodka = puke stuck in braces.
She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
My penis just literally said "Yaaaaaay!!!" It's the first time it's spoken out loud. Before this we could only communicate through rudimentary sign language
I'm sure it's not the worst thing to ever come out of my ass
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
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