Well all I remember is going to sleep being big spoon to you and waking up being little spoon to *****
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
i totally forgot about the coupon that said i would show him how i pleasure myself.
My one night stand found me at the library and randomly gave me plan B. He was scared I was going to get pregnant because he has a very high sperm count.
Well now that I've given all the athletes mono there goes our chance of winning any conference championship
The guy in the cast riped the tap off the keg and hit steve with it
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
"I wonder if vinegar is some sort of magical hangover cure" "...no I was definitely still drunk and drinking vinegar because I was thirsty"
I'm stuck in a tree and request your assistance ASAP
New drinking game, drink every time Rhianna says "Work" in her new song.
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
I party with great urgency now.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
Randomize