no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
The best part is when you puked in your slurpree and the 7 eleven guy still made you pay for it
You didn't know it was a gay bar until the 7th guy rejected you. You were crying because you thought it was just a bad night. No more for you.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
She was a little hefty, so I turned on the strobe light in our room. Everything looks better with a strobe light.
The smell came through my closed door. His farts are made of rendered tires, and apparently, ghosts.
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
That's right. I did.
You are the saddest 25 year old gay man I've ever had the displeasure of knowing.
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Well, he was practically tripping over his dick to get to me so I'd say my new dress was successful
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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