Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
We're starting "No Hesitation Fridays." The probability of this going horribly are between 100 to 125 percent
Ok...drunk girls at the bar are charging $1 for motorboating. It's fucking WEDNESDAY. I never want to leave.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Dude the animal human society told us we could get a dog when we came back sober. I cant wait.
I assume it was your influence that had me go from DD to waking up out on the deck with one eyebrow shaved off??
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
I just very easily got pretty high off of one bowl of shitty dirt weed. I'm a sad excuse for who I used to be.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
in the past 2 days I've ruined2-3 lives, made 2 men quit the bar, started a Wednesdays only affair, ended it, ruined that engagement and had my tires slashed by a jealous bouncer. please stop letting me out....
you know you're sexually deprived when you're holding a warm taquito in your hand and your vagina starts to tingle
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