im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
I wish I could rss feed the hooker ads on craigslist because it looks suspicious that I check craigslist every hour.
I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
WHY IS MY CAR MISSING A DOOR YOU BITCH
budget cuts
YOU CANT BLAME EVERYTHING YOU DO WHILE DRUNK ON BUDGET CUTS
budget cuts are serious business
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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