I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
I printed and framed a picture of a seagull shitting, and hung it in my house. I'm waiting to see how long it takes everyone to notice.
No one actually likes Tequila. They just accept it as a fact of life. Like hpv.
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
This is classic penis vs brain.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
Seriously, fuck work.
uh yea I'm curled up in the trunk of my car
they asked me about my neuroscience major and I said 'the brain is the outer space of the body' and passed out. it appears my ivy league education is not going to waste
And then the templeton police were like "oh I remember her, yeah the blue haired girl that we picked up cause she was passed out drunk on the side of the road"
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
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