hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
Taking advantage of alcohol's depressant capabilities to curtail my fever. SCIENCE!
the only thing you said was do the helicopter dick
My hands are stained pink. I look like I fisted a muppet.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I need a drink and a shade of lipstick that will put the fear of God in a man's heart.
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
Yes. He better. Or I will shave a penis into his beard while he sleeps.
condom fairy costume came in handy...we were making out in my living room and he wanted it so i took a condom off the costume and we did it right there...with my tutu still on....
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