I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
I would like to dedicate my cray behavior this week to my uncontrollable hormones and wine. Both have totally Efff'ed with my life.
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
Me too like the fact they didn't arrest me wants to send them an edible arrangement
I found a bar with Metallica and a fire eater. I'm home
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
If by whore you mean UPGRADE....then yes I am
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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