I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
Your last words were "i'm gonna motorboat the bartender." then you commenced with an attempted motorboat
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
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