No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
I woke up under a table, with a huge Mexican sombrero, a box of 120 doughnuts and a bloody nose. It all screams success.
so if i die before i go back to school its because the thing we found in the hallway that i've been smoking out of is a crack pipe
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
There is a visibable outline from you in the grass. its you in the fetal position...
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
I drink more single than I do in relationships. Except with assface.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
She got drunk on the air plane and pretended to be an elephant for an hour...Atleast the kid behind us enjoyed it.
You called me at 3 am laughing like an idiot. Apparently you consider breaking out of the hospital to be a lifetime achievement.
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