How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
if i get the "i'm engaged" text one more time, i'm going to shoot myself in the face so my cats won't eat it when i die alone.
Next time when I try to seductively eat onion rings while drunk remind me of tonight.
You left me on the phone while you grabbed a plastic bag and started puking. I recorded it. Its my new ringtone for you
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
Don't use or open the microwave. It's full of smoke. Buying a new one tomorrow, will explain.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
People who don't like drugs and guac are not people I chose to associate with
Pssh I just bang a girl in a single person tent. Thats like the back seat of a sedan.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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