no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
why is pumping your own stomach in your searches on youtube?
You know, it doesn't really count as a walk of shame if you guys showered together the next morning
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
Yea idk it was like early in the morning and you were walking around with no shoes carrying a printer
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
I totally just found ecstasy floating around in the bottom of my purse, it's almost like good karma from the time I lost that blow...but not quite
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
My dog misses eating marshmallows out of your butt when you're passed out. That bordered on sex abuse, now that I think about it. My bad.
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
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